Hi, I'm David Axton and here you'll find over 140 of my humorous rhyming verses, funny poems, serious poems, limericks and valentines.
Read about high-diving stick insects, an educated giraffe, a trapeze artist with vertigo, the problems of flatulence, a woman sawn in half.....

Writer's Block
The pen is motionless in my hand
And my palms are getting damp:
I've got the dreaded writer's block
When I'd like the writer's cramp.
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Cat and Mouse
I'm crawling around on my hands and knees
Coaxing with rulers and tempting with cheese
And moving each moveable thing in the house
Trying to save a poor little mouse.
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