Humorous and serious rhyming verse, funny poems, poetry, limericks and valentines written by David Axton.



Is the glass half empty or is it half full?
Whichever it is I bet
If you turn the glass upside down
The floor gets just as wet
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Penguins Don't Play Beachball

 
At Random
Two Sticks For Poohsticks, Part 1
Mother's Day
Verses
Try These
Some Favourites

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It's not much fun being a pseudonym, people don't really know who I am,
They think I'm Dean Koontz in disguise so I'm dismissed as being a sham
And at least one other writer has hidden behind my name
So that if their writing's rubbish guess who takes the blame.
Well, I've got a birth certificate which says I'm really me
And that I always have been since I was born you see,
So when you pass me in the street you can say, "Oh look, it's him -
"It's the guy who appears on Google, it's Dave Axton the pseudonym"



Humour Is Good For You
become a healthier and even more attractive person

  • smiling or laughing exercises 17 facial muscles, reduces the level of stress hormones and improves the body's immune system
     
  • smiling or laughing has a positive and beneficial effect, not only on
    the person doing it but also on others around
     
  • people will always relate more readily to someone who is smiling

here at It's Bullfrog! you'll find most of my
funny poems - serious poems - limericks - valentines



Guests' Corner

A growing selection of well-known and not so well-known poems.

Guests include:
Pam Ayres, Spike Milligan, Edward Lear, Marriot Edgar, Lewis Carroll, Rupert Brooke and William Shakespeare.
 

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