Humorous and serious rhyming verse, funny poems, poetry, limericks and valentines written by David Axton.


I didn’t realise I was schizophrenic
Until the other day
I saw myself in the bathroom mirror
And I was looking the other way


 
Today's Special
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Poems
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For the complete collection use the above "My Poems" menu option

Custom-written Personalised Poems





Humour Is Good For You
become a healthier and even more attractive person

  • smiling or laughing exercises 17 facial muscles, reduces the level of stress hormones and improves the body's immune system
     
  • smiling or laughing has a positive and beneficial effect, not only on
    the person doing it but also on others around
     
  • people will always relate more readily to someone who is smiling

here you'll find all my
funny poems - serious poems - limericks - valentines - nonrhyming poems





Guests' Corner

A growing selection of well-known poems together with some that may be new to you.  Guests include:
 
Pam Ayres, Edward Lear, Marriot Edgar, Lewis Carroll, Rupert Brooke and William Shakespeare.
 

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