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PRICES/PAYMENT/DELIVERY/REFUNDS PRICES About £6 (British Pounds) per verse of 4 lines.   I'll quote on a cost or length basis for the MINIMUM number of verses that I think will work best. For poems spoken aloud Allow about 10 seconds for each verse, plus time for laughter etc., therefore 10 verses would take about 2 minutes.   Longer poems are often better They can include more relevant information and will usually flow better. It's sometimes quite hard to make a short poem effectively say just what you want. This doesn't mean I bulk poems out with unnecessary lines - I don't! Normally 6 to 12 verses seem to work well, depending on the information provided.   Looking elsewhere? Have they got over 140 examples of their work on view? Browse around while you're here - what you see is what you get.   PAYMENT I must receive payment before I start writing but I will only have given a quote if I'm confident of providing satisfactory material. Using these cards the methods below are 100% secure, no account or registration required        by credit/debit card or PayPal a/c in:    £Stg, Euros, US$, Can$, Aust$ or Yen    Pay in £Stg and you will be charged in your own currency        by UK credit/debit card in £Stg only   I'm sorry but I do not accept personal cheques. DELIVERY Work cannot start until payment has been received, after which delivery will be effected by e-mail normally within 7 days unless agreed otherwise. This timeframe is rarely exceeded but because of changing workflows it cannot be guaranteed. You will be advised of any delays. Delivery will consist of the words only, I don't offer a framing or printing service. REFUNDS I take pride in the standard of my work and only provide material that I would be happy to include on this site. However if, after any rewriting, I feel you are genuinely still not satisfied you will be refunded. Please note that this will not apply if you subsequently decide that your requirements are not as originally requested.

 

ORDER FORM Each personalised poem is unique, built upon the detail and feel of the information that you supply, so too much information is better than too little.   Don't be afraid to include really personal things - they make the world of difference! SORRY - CLOSED FOR BUSINESS FOR THE MOMENT # = required # Your name:     # Your e-mail:     # Living where?: County/State & Country     # How are YOU going to present the poem? (important) --------- select your presentation method ---------  privately as a written poem  publicly spoken  publicly as a written poem that others will read   # When do you need the poem by? (please don't just put ASAP)   # What is the occasion or purpose of the poem?   # What is the main message that you want to get across?   # What sort of poem? (will normally include humour unless you state otherwise)   # How long a poem or how much do you want to pay?  see price guide Now if you'd rather explain what you want in freehand please use the very last box* bearing in mind the following questions:   Name, occupation/job and age of recipient?   Who is the poem from? and what is their relationship to the recipient?   If the recipient is leaving: why? after how long? going where? for how long? who with?   Any strange hobbies, habits, quirks?   Physical attributes/suitability if couple etc.   Any funny/embarrassing moments? Where did you meet?   Anything special you want to say or mention?   Any helpful background information that is NOT to be mentioned?   Additional information / * freehand entry Want a copy of your submitted information?   # Please confirm you have read prices/payment/delivery/refunds   ISP details are logged for use in cases of site abuse.

 

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