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It's Bullfrog! humorous rhyming verse, funny poems, limericks and valentines by David Axton
Move Over (Feb 2002)
Of course I'm a very patient driver
But your car is rather slow
And always seems to want to stop
When I just want to go.
Of course I'm not an aggressive driver
And I don't want you to dash
It's just that there's an electrics fault
That makes my headlights flash.
Of course I'm a forgiving driver but
You forgot to indicate
And I'm only trying to help you when
I hoot and gesticulate.
Of course I'm a very tolerant driver
I'm not saying you're a hog
I only drive this close because
I like your nodding dog.
Of course I'm a law-abiding driver
I'm not the criminal sort
And now I really must get on
I'm rather late for court.
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