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Wind of Change
(June 2005)

I've started on my diet and all the goodies have been binned
But now that I am eating less there's lots more room for wind
And through my miles of tubing I can hear it gurgle round
Until it makes an exit with a most explosive sound.

Now there are other problems as it struggles to get free
For it presses on my bladder and makes me want to pee
So I satisfy the craving but it's driving me insane
'Cos then my stomach gurgles and - here we go again.

I wonder why this happens every time I'm on a diet
And why it always waits until everybody's quiet.
I used to think that life was great, and what could ever spoil it?
But now if you can't find me I'll be hiding in the toilet.

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It's Bullfrog!
humorous rhyming verse, funny poems, limericks and valentines by David Axton

Wind of Change
(June 2005)

I've started on my diet and all the goodies have been binned
But now that I am eating less there's lots more room for wind
And through my miles of tubing I can hear it gurgle round
Until it makes an exit with a most explosive sound.

Now there are other problems as it struggles to get free
For it presses on my bladder and makes me want to pee
So I satisfy the craving but it's driving me insane
'Cos then my stomach gurgles and - here we go again.

I wonder why this happens every time I'm on a diet
And why it always waits until everybody's quiet.
I used to think that life was great, and what could ever spoil it?
But now if you can't find me I'll be hiding in the toilet.

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