Nature & Wildlife

A French Whine

Sep 2001

Simon doesn't like the French,
And says that they're ill-bred.
He didn't want the Channel Tunnel
And cried when it went ahead.

He doesn't like the way they drive,
It scares him half to death,
And he doesn't like the way they talk
With garlic on their breath.

He says "they're all barbarians,
Their diet is beyond the pale"
But I think he's slightly prejudiced
Because Simon is a snail.

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