- UK Politics -
Cross Dressing
(Oct 2000)

Conservative Party Conference
AW wore a red dress and proposed on-the-spot fines for soft drug abuse.

Ann Widdecombe, Ann Widdecombe, what did you do?
You took centre stage wearing red and not blue.
Was it the colour that made you behave
As if you were seeking a political grave?

Ann Widdecombe, Ann Widdecombe, can you repair
The damage you've done by copying Blair?
You've tarnished your image, but there's still hope
If you're not still high on the thought of dope.