- UK Politics -
Cross-eyed
(Jun 2001)
General Election
I used to vote Conservative
Now I'm of Liberal mind
And Labour under the handicap
Of going colour blind.
I suppose my eyesight's fading
But it really seems absurd
The more I see politicians
The more my vision's blurred.
So when I'm in my polling booth
With eyes all crossed and wonky
I'll have to play that party game
'Pin the tail on the donkey'.
