"Penguins Don't Play Beachball"
  and other humorous verses by David Axton

A good mix of 92 of my poems and limericks, some old, some new, covering subjects as diverse as waste disposal, high-diving stick insects, a £20k bus shelter and an educated giraffe, not to mention the woman sawn in half and the rude consequences of dieting. Most verses are suitable for all ages so there's something for everyone.    See the full list

This book is guaranteed virus-free and spyware-free, you can dip into at your leisure wherever you are, it's more portable than a laptop, it doesn't require batteries and you can share it with friends or just enjoy it on your own - all for less than the price of 2 mochas or 2 pints of beer and it's certainly healthier and longer-lasting.

£4.99 - post free to UK  (or £6.99 through your local bookshop)