Guests' Corner
Philip Le Barr
Spike Milligan
Philip Le Barr
Was knocked down by a car
On the road to Mandalay.
He was knocked down again
By a dust cart in Spain
And again in Zanzibar.
So he travelled at night
In the pale moonlight
Away from the traffic growl,
But terrible luck -
He was hit by a duck
Driven by an owl.
