Standing Room Only
by Spike Milligan
 
This population explosion,
Said Peter to St. Paul,
Is really getting far too much,
Just look at the crowd in the hall.

Even here, in Heaven,
There isn't any room:
I think the world could do with less
Much less fruit in the womb.

Thus Heaven is overcrowded
The numbers are starting to tell
So when the next lot knock at the gates
Tell 'em to 'Go to Hell'.