General Humour
It's No Good Mr Titchmarsh
May 2002
Alan Titchmarsh, MBE is one of our TV gardening gurus
who has also written four novels so far.
I always watch your programmes,
You know just what to do
But it's no good Mr Titchmarsh,
I just can't be like you.
I've tried to be a gardener,
And I am good with a hose,
But every blooming year I find
Things get right up my nose.
From March right through till August
I cough and drip and sneeze.
I'm told that I'm allergic
To pollen from some trees
But no one knows which ones -
It could be Birch or Plane -
I only know that when I can
I'm off to live in Spain
And there I'll write a novel,
But that's just ballyhoo
'Cos it's no good Mr Titchmarsh,
I just can't be like you.
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