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Weed Control
(Feb 2005)

I thought I'd buy a parakeet
To try to keep my garden neat
But all it did was gobble up my seeds.
Later someone told me that
It actually was 'Paraquat'
I needed to get rid of all the weeds.

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It's Bullfrog!
humorous rhyming verse, funny poems, limericks and valentines by David Axton


Weed Control
(Feb 2005)

I thought I'd buy a parakeet
To try to keep my garden neat
But all it did was gobble up my seeds.
Later someone told me that
It actually was 'Paraquat'
I needed to get rid of all the weeds.


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