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The Digital Age
(Feb 2006)

First I bought an Apple i-Pod
And music filled my head,
Then the latest Samsung mobile,
"State of the art", they said.

An 8 megapixel camera followed
To record my life just right
And then an Epson PictureMate
To print those pics each night.

Then a DVD recorder with
A hard drive (and a spare)
And a Sony laptop, fully wireless,
To take just anywhere

Then after about eleven months
I woke one sunny day
To find that they were obsolete,
So I chucked them all away

Which only goes to show that progress
Requires us to keep spending,
So I need to win the Lottery
'Cos progress is never-ending.

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It's Bullfrog!
humorous rhyming verse, funny poems, limericks and valentines by David Axton

The Digital Age
(Feb 2006)

First I bought an Apple i-Pod
And music filled my head,
Then the latest Samsung mobile,
"State of the art", they said.

An 8 megapixel camera followed
To record my life just right
And then an Epson PictureMate
To print those pics each night.

Then a DVD recorder with
A hard drive (and a spare)
And a Sony laptop, fully wireless,
To take just anywhere

Then after about eleven months
I woke one sunny day
To find that they were obsolete,
So I chucked them all away

Which only goes to show that progress
Requires us to keep spending,
So I need to win the Lottery
'Cos progress is never-ending.

Copyright David Axton © All Rights Reserved

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