- General Humour -
Realism
(Dec 2004)

Is the glass half empty or is it half full?
Whichever it is I bet
If you turn the glass upside down
The floor gets just as wet
And yet the optimistic view
Is impossible to ignore:
50% empty or 50% full
There's room for 100% more
But the pessimist will tell you
That it's open to debate
For what is still inside the glass
May be something that you hate.